Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower,
Steve, Bruce and Jed. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.
As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone
should go and tell his wife." Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that
I'll do it." Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case
Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?" "Steve's wife
gave it to me,"
Jed replies. "That's unbelievable, you told the lady her
husband was dead and she gave you beer? "Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When She answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'. "She said,
I'm not a widow."And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".
Thanks Barry & Louise D.